MORMOR AU: Months after the Reichenbachfall, Jim Moriarty meets up with Irene Adler to rebuild his criminal empire, destroyed by the consulting detective Sherlock Holmes. To his misgiving, the woman has something else in mind. Some hours later, however, his loyal marksman Sebastian Moran receives a short message. “Counduit Street. Bring wine.”
sherlock and jim arguing about something probably stupid and jim is really menacing and just yelling shit all over the place and sherlock is slightly terrified jim may shoot him in the face and then jim just sneezes and its a really cute and high pitched and sherlock just laughs really hard and he’s about to cry cause it’s just that funny and jim is just like “NO DO NOT LAUGH AT ME I AM FIRE I AM DEATH” but sherlock doesn’t stop laughing
"This is Jim from IT, have you tried turning it off & on again?"
Oh yes I did not forget the gay boxers.