Sherloki

I feel like this gif sums up the Sherlock fandom:

Sherlock fandom: “Hey, I’m insane and high on fandom-drugs right now but do you want to come join us we’re having a party waiting for season 3 and I know I’ve already asked you a million times but-“

Everyone else: “Please leave me alone.”

Sherlock fandom: “But wHY NOT?”

that awkward moment when I reply to an omegle prompt with something utterly ridiculous in the hopes of scaring them away…

but they go along with it

I’ve wanted to use this gif for ages since I found it but couldn’t think of a reason

but last night I impregnated my son in an omegaverse RP

The funny thing is I always forget to use a condom in my roleplays when they get to that stage.

I’m so glad roleplaying isn’t the real thing.

I’ve done it with so many people and maybe once used a condom.

Omg.

I could be dying guys.

Dying and diseased.

SAFE SEX.

is the moral of the story

[says the virgin]

dear followers

you’re allowed to love me and send me inappropriately sexual asks as much as you want

we’re there

we’ve reached that point

sometimes when I get a new follower, all I can think is “today? you chose today to look at my blog and decide I was worth following? I DID NOTHING TODAY. I REBLOGGED SHIT. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.”

and other days I reblog awesome stuff and make amazing original posts and get absolutely no new followers and the world is fucked okay

that is my point the end.

sorry but can we all just take a moment to appreciate Benny’s face

okay this is getting a little bit out of control

are there just people who stalk the avengers tag all day and every time someone new posts about it they follow them?

because I swear I’ve had 20 new followers since my post about becoming an avengers blog as well as sherlock

like that’s cool

but